This is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. I d idn't change a word! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy!

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
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2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
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3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
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4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
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5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
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6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
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7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
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8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
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9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
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10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
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This message has been sent to you for good luck in sex. The original is in a room in the basement of the Dwight House Pub. It has been sent around the world nine times. Now sex has been sent to you. The "Hot Sex Fairy" will visit you within four days of receiving this message, provided you, in turn, send it on.

If you don't, then you will never receive good sex again for the rest of your life. You will eventually become celibate, and your genitals will rot and fall off. This is no joke! Send copies to people you think need sex (who doesn't)? Don't send money, as the fate of your genitals has no price.

Do not keep this message. This message must leave your e-mail in 96 hours. Please send ten copies and see what happens in four days.

post ko lang kse parang maganda. Nga pala, happy birthday marie!!!!!!! i love you. Shet, ang tanda ko na naman...gerrrr! Read this and isipin mo si tootooot. Okay lang yang, constantine.


...Is it really LOVE?...
When we claim that it's love that we have for
someone, are we correct?

Something to ponder upon.....

Are your palms sweaty, is your heart racing and is
your voice caught within your chest?

It isn't love, it's LIKE.

You cant keep your eyes or hands off them, am I
right?

It isn't love, it's LUST

Are you proud, and eager to show them off?

It isn't love, it's LUCK

Do you want them because you know they're
there?

It isn't love, it's LONELINESS

Are you there because it's what everyone wants?

It isn't love, it's LOYALTY

Are you there because they kissed you, or held
your hand?

It isn't love, it's LOW CONFIDENCE

Do you stay for their confessions of love,
you dont want to hurt them?

It isn't love, it's PITY

Do you belong to them because their sight
makes your heart skip a beat?

It isn't love, it's INFANTUATION

Do you pardon their faults because you care
about them?

It isn't love, it's FRIENDSHIP

Do you tell them everyday they are the only
one you think of?

It isn't love, it's LIE

Are you willing to give all your favorite things
for their sake

It isn't love, it's CHARITY

This is LOVE....

Does your heart ache and break when they're sad?

then it's LOVE.

Do you cry for their pain, even when they're strong?

then it's LOVE.

Do their eyes see your true heart, and touch your
soul so deeply it hurts?

then it's LOVE.

Do you stay because a blinding, incomprehensible
mix of pain relation pulls you close and holds you
there?

then it's LOVE.

Do you accept their faults because they're a part of
who they are?

then it's LOVE.

Are you attracted in others, but stay with them
faithfully without regret?

then it's LOVE.

Would you allow them to leave you not because
they want to but because they have to?

then it's LOVE.

Would you give them your heart, your life, your
death?

then it's LOVE.

Now, if love is painfull, and tortures us so, why do
we love?

Why is it all we search for in life? This pain, this
agony?

Why is it all we long for?
This torture, this powerfull death of self? Why?

The answer is so simple cause it's......

LOVE

"It is such an addiction that even people who
dont have love, wish to experience it and share it."
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yumyum's missed all the fun early today. 

tongue out 

yumyum's cute pic in jail 

one sunday afternoon 

samantha posing 

moody danny 

eric is the sweetest 13-yr old in the whole world. 

rissa and samantha 

danny with the snake. He was the first one to see it. 

Brit with a gun, Danny with a stick and Eric staring. They were trying to get that snake after they shot it. 

a closer look 

this is the picture after they shot the snake. medyu malaki sya and poisonous. 

ahazzzzzzzz! sa pond sa may likod ng bahay namin. this is the scariest thing ever!  

last night, i drove 90 miles from where i live not knowing where to go. I am upset and couldn't do anything right that's why i decided to leave the house for a while. I need some fresh air. i just want to stop thinking about it muna. I want to be back where we were. I wish i could drive to Antipolo mula BAstrop. I am upset because i don't know what will happen tomorrow. At least i dont have to be too hard on myself anymore. If I had only known earlier...life is full of surprises. OOOOps, di na pala bago yun! o sya, tulog na ko.